Humoro kampelis

jei ne toyota, tai būt šakes nelabai jumoras

biski su keiksmazodziaisnepasikeicia plokstele

masonai
wc
krize

Jei kas nesekat tu visu juoku portalu:

TO: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel
that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your
manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list,
and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the
S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental
Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training
(E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were
promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training
others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List
(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T.jobs, and can
apply for promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training,
Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

Boss In General, Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

ka tik is kitur gavau sita...

Is manes per skype?